Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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