Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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