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(804): View more from Virginia

If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..

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tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.

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(206): View more from Washington

at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.

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(585): View more from New York

We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.

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(630): View more from Illinois

He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.

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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?

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(310): View more from California

Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while

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