also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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