my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
The power of my boobs compel you
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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