im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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