Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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