I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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