my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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