I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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