4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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