Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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