yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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