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Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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