Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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