i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i out mim tonsoeep
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