Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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