If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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