i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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