butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Barsexuality is the new black.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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