just survived the first fart of the relationship.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
