if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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