I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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