just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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