Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
