oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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