I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
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