That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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