Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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