What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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