you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
