You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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