I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Shame is for Republicans.
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