so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Let's paint friendship bongs
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
i think my cat just said my name.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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