Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Never joke about your clitoris.
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