You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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