This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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