Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
it's great music for shaving your balls
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
We have started to decorate penises.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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