yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
