hell yes lets make some ravioli
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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