.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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