Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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