I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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