Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
True college students do jello shots in the library
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