I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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