I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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