I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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