Sry I called you an 8
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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