I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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