Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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