I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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