I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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