But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
just tell him i said nine months
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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