***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
And then he peed in my hair
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